i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This person has the most real values to date
This was made for me.
Holy shit I’m so glad they brought back the love triangle.
NO ONE. NO ONE EVER. (via scumtrout)